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Descent Du Paul - Writing Contest Winners 
 

 

ENTRY #5
What I Did on Summer Vacation: 03/31/05

- Marchand


This late entry has been declared the Grand Winner, because it is the only submittal that captured the event precisely as Paul saw it. It also wins for proving to the world that if American Road Cycling cannot kick your ass with military might, we will finish you off with tourists. Although this submittal is the Grand Winner, no jersey is being awarded. Since Marc is an ex-patriot, he would probably burn the jersey for its flag content alone, and maybe the hope of finding it laced with hemp.

We are certain that this describes the way Paul experienced the Descent Du Paul crash, because the menu shown at the bottom is just the sort of stuff he always makes Mr. Fugett eat in restaurants of Jimmy and Mary Ellen's choice.

Yo, bud,

I went to Vietnam in March, it was totally wonderful. I'm sending a pic
of me having coffee, overlooking the lake in the center of Hanoi. Funny
how strenuously we resisted going there 35 years ago, and now people are
itching to get there. Also spent a couple of weeks visiting old friends
and job-hunting in Bangkok, as you'll see, a city much transformed by the
Skytrain. My old apartment building is long gone now.

On a totally unrelated note, got any good new Michael Jackson jokes?
Hope you and Mary are fine. -Marc


Here is Marc pictured with three wives from a previous marriage.
By that we do not mean wives from three marriages. These are wives from
one of his minor marriages. Marc usually marries a dozen at a time. Of course,
divorce is always the difficult part and has weighed heavily on his 24 year life.

Marc in Viet Nam after burning his draft card.
"Aaah...smells like victory!"



The kind of stuff the Latrine's love to eat.
 


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